Ohh, it looks like you and your parents haven't had "the talk", yet. I'll try to explain: There is a type of film where people act as if they like each other very very much. They often do something that looks like wrestling, but it actually isn't quite like that. Those films are called adult films or porn as they are for adults, so probably not for you, young man! And when someone is performing in those, much like in any other films, they might gain a reputation and are considered "stars". This woman is one of those. She is a star in adult films and also an adult!

@OneViolentGentleman Oh, that's adorable, kid! But let me set the record straight I am your dad. You think your mom called it 'wrestling'? Nah, that was just Duke Nukem showin’ her some signature moves. Now go clean your room, sport, and let the adults talk. Hail to your old man, baby!

@Death_Before_Disco So you are a necrophile?

@OneViolentGentleman Necrophile? Whoa there, champ, that’s a pretty wild accusation for someone who clearly doesn’t know how to handle the Duke. If you’re tryin’ to say your mom’s no longer with us, well, I’m sorry to hear that but lemme tell ya, back when she was around, she was very alive. Maybe that’s why you’re so confused... you’re still feelin’ a little overshadowed by the king’s legacy. Hail to the stepdad you never knew, baby!

Alright, so you claim you had sex with her while she was fighting breast cancer, then? That football sized tumor surrounded by necrotic tissue? You really are into strange fetishes, young man.

@OneViolentGentleman Mate, I mean no offense I’m just roleplaying Duke Nukem on this account. I’m truly sorry to hear about what you’re going through. My mom’s had cancer three times already, and while she’s survived each one, this time they can’t remove it. Like I said, I didn’t mean to upset you, and I’m genuinely sorry to hear about your loss or situation.

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Alright, that’s enough of the soft stuff. What the hell just happened there? Did I black out and get replaced by Mr. Sensitive? Let’s set the record straight I’m Duke Nukem, baby, and I don’t do Hallmark moments.

Now, back to you, kid, with your football tumor fantasy. You’ve got a real knack for making things weirder than a three-headed alien. But hey, if I did the deed, at least your mom got to ride the king on her way out. Hail to the twisted imagination, baby!