people have been repeatedly asking me, "where is the Jo Slade Lora? Where is SHE?! WHERE IS SHE?!" so, I have gone ahead and done the unthinkable, what no other would, what no other COULD do.

I have brought you degeneracy. The Lesbian Cop from Dead Rising, that proves once and FOR ALL, the game is not woke. Because somehow, a fat lesbian isn't woke.