"I like my beer like I like my women -- stout and bitter!"

- Every World of Warcraft dwarf ever

Makes strapping dwarven lads and lasses -- at least, the body types anyway. It's up to you to put them in the right setting and clothe them (which can be difficult, as this LoCon is weirdly horny, even for one of mine). If you prefer more practically dressed dwarves, I recommend pairing this with Envy Cold Shower.

Trigger words are optional.