Use this bad boy at your own risk. It's been tuned, merged, boiled, mashed, stuck in a stew, and then cooked again. As I don't know what's left in it, I don't feel comfortable restricting it in any way - Seemingly would be unfair.

Use it as you see fit.

I tend to keep a low/mid-range CFG. You can watch the studio sessions over at https://www.youtube.com/@invokeai -- Note that this is my personal model mix, and it's not affiliated or endorsed by Invoke.

CustomXL: The Model

[Upbeat, festive music begins, but with a quirky, playful twist]

Narrator (warm but mischievous):
"This holiday season, gather your family... for a picture-perfect experience unlike any other!"

[Cut to a cozy living room—stockings are hung, lights twinkling—but something’s just a bit... off. A giant rubber chicken sits under the Christmas tree.]

Narrator:
"Introducing CustomXL—the AI model that doesn’t just create images... it brings your wildest, wackiest, and most ridiculous ideas to life!"

[Scene shows a family sitting around a tablet, eyes wide with excitement. Suddenly, an image of a taco riding a unicycle across the Milky Way appears on screen. The kids erupt into laughter.]

Mom (giggling):
"Okay, how about a llama wearing a tuxedo, having dinner with a penguin?"

Dad (barely holding it together):
"Ooo, ooo! Or... a T-Rex... in a top hat... juggling flamingos!"

[Cut to the screen as CustomXL works its magic. The family bursts out laughing as the image appears—flamingos flying everywhere.]

Narrator (chuckling):
"From taco astronauts to sword-fighting squirrels, CustomXL turns every crazy thought into a meme-worthy masterpiece."

[Scene cuts to Grandma, calm and composed, typing into the AI. Suddenly, an image of spaghetti demons fighting over bowls of beans appears, complete with dripping marinara.]

Grandma (nodding, pleased):
"Just like my family dinners growing up!"

Narrator:
"Yes, CustomXL can do it all! Need a llama on a surfboard? Done! Want a Santa made of pizzas? No problem! How about a horse wearing sunglasses and riding a scooter? Absolutely!"

[Montage of hilarious, chaotic images—sharks in tutus, cats driving convertibles, and a UFO abducting a giant marshmallow. The family is in hysterics, tears streaming down their faces.]

Narrator:
"Whether you're creating heartwarming holiday memories... or diving into meme-worthy madness, CustomXL has something for everyone."

[Scene cuts to the family dog, who curiously watches as an image of itself riding a skateboard appears on screen. It barks in approval.]

Narrator:
"Get ready for reindeer in roller skates, penguins dressed as knights, and yes—even your dog doing a backflip on the moon!"

[Cut to Grandpa, who has just typed in "Santa Claus fighting a giant spaghetti monster." The screen fills with a wild, hilarious battle scene. The whole family cheers.]

Grandpa:
"Now that’s the holiday spirit!"

[Soft jingle bells ring as the screen fades to snowy text, wobbly from laughter]

Narrator:
"CustomXL—There’s definitely something for the whole family!"

[End with the family gathered around the tablet, the screen showing a final ridiculous image of them as superheroes riding into the sunset on flamingos]

Narrator (voice-over):
"Get ready for the weirdest, funniest, and most unforgettable holiday season ever. CustomXL—available now!"

[Cut to black, the sound of faint giggles still lingering]