Based on an antique frog lamp with stained glass that your mother in law probably had at some point, I made this amazing dress.


But because frog in food is disgusting, let's do something other french stereotypical food.
Look below for an absolute journey. Prepare yourself


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The Baguette

Ingredients

• 500 g all purpose flour King Arthur brand is recommended about 3 1/2 cups, using 'scoop and swipe' method

• 360 g water about 1 1/2 cups + 1 Tbsp

• 10 g salt about 2 tsp

• 3 g instant yeast about 1 tsp; also known as Quick Rise or Rapid Rise yeast

• 25 g honey about 1 Tbsp

Instructions

• Mix all ingredients in a bowl, cover and let rest for 15 minutes.

• Over a period of 1 1/2 hours, do 3 sets of stretch and folds, flipping the dough upside down after each set.

• Cover the bowl and place in refrigerator overnight for about 12-14 hours.

• Turn the dough on a lightly floured work surface. Divide into 3 equal parts and shape into rectangles. Cover and let rest for 45-60 minutes.

• Stretch each dough rectangle slightly and fold into a cylinder, sealing the seams. Using your hands, roll the cylinders gently stretching them to desired length, about 14-15 inches.

• Place on a lightly floured couche, seam side up. Cover and proof at a room temperature for about 30-60 minutes, or until the dough has sufficiently proofed.

• Starting preheating the oven to 500F, with a baking stone positioned in the upper half the oven and a bread pan filled with hot water on the bottom rack.

• Transfer the baguettes to a piece of parchment paper (see note 3), seam side down, and dust off excess flour. Using a scoring tool, a sharp knife, or a razor blade, make 3 scores on each baguette. When scoring, use a swift and firm motion to ensure nice and clean cuts.

• Open the oven, taking caution not to get burned by steam, and slide the baguettes off onto the baking stone. Close the oven and reduce temperature to 475F. Bake for 15 minutes.

• Remove the water pan, rotate the baguettes, drop the temperature to 450F and continue baking for another 15 minutes or until deep golden brown.

I personally recommend slicing that in half, but some butter on that and depending on length
some green lettuce, 3-4 slices of ham, 3-4 slices of cheese, sriracha/spicy sauce preference - you can put it in the oven in the residual heat to make the cheese melt. Enjoy