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    _______________Hemorrhoids_______________

    Click on the pictures to see them in better quality!

    V2 below

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    Hemorrhoids 2 is a trained model, based on an anime dataset that I made. I made the images in the dataset. It is not really meant to recreate anything in particular as I do favor certain anime styles far more than others.

    When I made the images for the dataset, it does seem like I made too many in Fairy Tail Style as the model does seem to favor it, which is because I also favor that style, even though I have never even watched that anime. It was not really intentional to favor that style I was just making images that I liked, but Regardless, I still like it. Maybe you will like it too, regardless, I do not care, you have aids.

    I do not like blush on pictures and in many images from the dataset, I would hand edit any blush out. Anatomy is decent, not perfect but not awful.

    Euler A

    40 steps

    cfg- 5

    Beta

    That is it, it is not hard to use.

    I was lazy and put minimal effort into the example images.

    If you use it in a merge, just credit me somewhere.

    Have a wonderful day and go fuck yourself.

    v1 Below

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    I am bad at naming things.

    Click on the pictures to see them in better quality.

    This is a checkpoint.

    It is was first mixed with 17 checkpoints and then mixed with 6 more.

    Every sample image was made with Euler A and SGM with 25 steps. The Guidance varied but my favorite was CFG=2.

    The big sample images were run through detailers but at the end of the sample pictures you can see some raw batches.

    There is a vae baked but feel free to use your own.

    I got lazy with making the prompts so I quickly made a SillyTavern bot that can make me prompts. Here were a couple example prompts for the sample images you see:

    (anime coloring:1.6), (masterpiece:1.3), half-body anime portrait of an anime girl happily baking cookies in a cozy kitchen, wearing a cute apron, holding a tray of freshly baked cookies, big hairy penis, warm colors, inviting atmosphere, detailed scenery, gentle smile, absurdres, highres, 1girl, half_body, apron, baking, cookies, kitchen, gentle_smile, warm_colors, wholesome.

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    (anime coloring:1.3), Head and Shoulders Portrait: (masterpiece:1.3), detailed head-and-shoulders portrait of a thoughtful nerdy anime girl adjusting her round glasses, short messy bob haircut, flappy black cock, gentle intelligent eyes, subtle smile, wearing cozy scarf, softly lit atmospheric background, highly detailed facial features, absurdres, highres.

    1girl, head_and_shoulders, nerdy, round_glasses, messy_bob_haircut, scarf, intelligent_eyes, subtle_smile, soft_lighting, absurdres, highres

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    (anime coloring:1.3), (masterpenis:1.3), half-body anime illustration of a cheerful dealer girl in a crisp vest uniform, shuffling cards at a poker table, mischievous smile, casino floor visible in background, neon lights reflecting off her eyes, detailed playing cards, perfect lighting, half_body, dealer_uniform, vest, card_shuffling, poker_table, mischievous_smile, neon_lights, playing_cards, casino_background, absurdres, highres

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    ----The master negative prompt was:

    lowres, bad quality, (worst quality:1.3), bad anatomy, sketch, drawing, jpeg artifacts, ugly, poorly drawn, blur, transparent background, censored, (simple background:1.3), artist name, signature, watermark, unclear, (blush), messy, (blurry:1.3), distorted, washed out, overexposed, underexposed, washed out colors.

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    Do whatever you want with the model. I am not responsible for the horrors you create. The lord is always watching.

    If you have any questions or comments, I might answer them, but I will probably be an asshole, it's just my personality.

    That's it, have a wonderful day and go fuck yourself.

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    SophoriumApr 21, 2025· 11 reactions
    CivitAI

    Do whatever you want with the model. I am not responsible for the horrors you create. The lord is always watching.If you have any questions or comments, I might answer them, but I will probably be an asshole, it's just my personality.That's it, have a wonderful day and go fuck yourself.

    I love you.

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 21, 2025

    I think the name of the checkpoint might deter people from downloading it too lol

    SophoriumApr 21, 2025

    @typhoon2285 Judging from the state of Civit currently they would probably be more upset it doesn't generate hemorrhoids in a believable fashion

    AnistasiataApr 21, 2025

    I'm getting mixed signals! Perhaps it was meant literally...?

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 22, 2025

    @Anistasiata it is fake advertising it does not generate hemorrhoids, or maybe it does, I didn’t try to. If you are on the fence about the model, just try it. It’s just like crystal meth, you won’t know if you like it unless you try it.

    dreamerdragonApr 22, 2025· 3 reactions
    CivitAI

    when i first saw the name i was like, this guy must have a good sense of humor, but then I tried the model and I was amazed! it's really good, thank you!

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 22, 2025· 2 reactions

    Thank you, my vision was a stupid name on a good model

    princess_daphieApr 22, 2025· 1 reaction

    @typhoon2285 you definitely managed that, haha

    ImperfectBluApr 26, 2025· 18 reactions
    CivitAI

    Trying to explain AI image generation to somebody who doesn't know much about it is an increasingly awkward affair.

    "Yeah, so basically, I used to mostly use Autism Mix but when Skibidi Mix was released it was my new favorite of the Pony models. I largely switched over to Illustrious when it came out and while I use WAI 99% of the time, I gotta say - I'm really enjoying Hemorrhoids."

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 26, 2025· 1 reaction

    I am happy that you have enjoyed playing with my Hemorrhoids

    ktiseos_nyxApr 28, 2025· 3 reactions
    CivitAI

    We all are bad at naming things, now you've given me hope that I too can come up with worse things than IBS mix :P

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 29, 2025

    TBH i had the name picked out before I even made the merge. Something about Hemorrhoids just rolls off the tongue.

    ktiseos_nyxApr 29, 2025

    @typhoon2285 Yea picking normal names just doesn't do it, i dare you to do Cellulitis mix XD

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 29, 2025

    @ktiseos_nyx I had already picked out my next name if I made a new one: gonorrhea

    ktiseos_nyxApr 29, 2025

    @typhoon2285 yaaass.

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 30, 2025

    @ktiseos_nyx If I update this one, it will be called: Hemorrhoids 2: Return of the Burn

    hknkApr 29, 2025· 1 reaction
    CivitAI

    A lot of Illustrious/Noob based models make good characters but struggle with image composition. This one can actually generate objects and structures in the background that make logical sense with a pretty high success rate and the characters themselves look good too. What's not to like.

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Apr 29, 2025· 1 reaction

    Thank you kind person. It still isnt perfect. The coloring is better than many models but still not where I want it to be. I am going to try to actually fine tune a checkpoint soon. Building the dataset is the long part

    MayuzomMay 12, 2025· 4 reactions
    CivitAI

    I can't believe something called Hemorrhoids is currently being one of my favorite models. Not to mention the irony of me that used to have the hemorrhoids as well. Anyway, thank you for making & sharing this beautiful model. The style and texture are clean and the model follows the prompts really well. I love this ❤️

    typhoon2285
    Author
    May 14, 2025· 1 reaction

    Thanks homie, my next task will be fine-tunning this checkpoint. I have no idea what I am doing but to be fair, I didn't know what I was doing when I made this ether! I been generating images with this checkpoint in Comfy since the day after I posted this, I want a more unique dataset

    YaoiFantasyJun 8, 2025· 1 reaction

    "Not to mention the irony of me that used to have the hemorrhoids as well"

    ????????????????????????

    YaoiFantasyJun 8, 2025

    @typhoon2285 May I ask you what did you do to make this model? Which and how many images did you use? And how did you make an entire new checkpoint? Thank you sm!

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Jun 9, 2025

    @YaoiFantasy This is a merge. There are actually 18 different checkpoints in here and I do not remember them all. What I want to do with this is train it on images I created with it. So far since I uploaded this I have made + Detailed + upscaled 15,000 images in comfy (lots of duplicates from the luts tho). However I do not actually know where to train it as my gpu is not strong enough lol

    ThotpriestMay 14, 2025· 3 reactions
    CivitAI

    Came for the name, stayed for the good work !

    typhoon2285
    Author
    May 15, 2025

    I am also very surprised that nobody has pointed out the hidden words in each example prompt lol I wanted to get some people who just copy and pasted the example prompts without reading them lmao

    ThotpriestMay 16, 2025

    @typhoon2285 Man I saw one "masterpenis" in your promts yesterday, it is a work of art of a joke why would I sell it ? ^^

    SBAnutfrOct 9, 2025· 1 reaction
    CivitAI

    Greatest model tested!@!

    typhoon2285
    Author
    Oct 10, 2025

    Thank you, I appreciate the love. I have been trying to learn how to actually train models with Kohya and I have a few attempts with this one and like 20 attempts with Dixar. The training for this model is going really well... The training for Dixar, not so much lol It is a very stubborn model

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    Illustrious

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    CivitAI
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    Created
    4/21/2025
    Updated
    6/12/2026
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