Why go outside to touch grass and accidentally take pictures with your phone when you can simulate accidental photos with this new model from the tolerable ergonomics of your own cubicle?

This has been trained on actual photos I've accidentally taken with my phone over the past 5 years. You can expect lots of blurry, grainy, gray textures, but putting "simple background" in your negative prompt can prevent them from taking over entire images, as will increasing the CFG scale.